Why this toilet paper subscription is the most romantic Valentine's Day gift of all
Valentine’s Day is a minefield. How can you tell your partner you care without resorting to cliches, fleeting gestures, or single-use plastic?
With the most romantic day of the year just around the corner, we’ve got an idea that might just do the trick. Something that says “I love you" not just today, but every day for months to come. You guessed it, we’re talking about a toilet paper subscription with Naked Sprout.
Not convinced unbleached toilet paper is the best way to set a romantic mood? Let’s see if we can win you over…
1. It shows you’re in it for the long haul
The classic romantic gifts are fleeting. A romantic meal lasts a few hours. A bouquet looks beautiful for four days, sad for another four days, and ends up in the compost. A box of chocolates might stretch to the length of a rom-com if you’re lucky, but if you’re anything like us it’ll barely make it past the opening titles.
But a toilet paper subscription? A box of 48 Naked Sprout toilet rolls lasts the average customer a whole year. That’s true commitment. Whatever trials your loved one faces in the year ahead, an empty loo roll holder isn’t going to be one of them.
And when the supply of soft, unbleached toilet paper does finally run dry? That’s next Valentine’s gift sorted as well.
2. It’s one less thing to argue about
Relationships have their challenges. Who takes out the bins? Who did the washing up last time? Who finished 99% of the milk and put the almost-empty carton back in the fridge?
Domestic debates don’t end at the bathroom door. We’ve covered the whole “toilet seat up or down” debate in a previous post on this very blog. But let’s not forget an equally contentious toilet issue: who used the last roll and didn’t replace it?
With a toilet paper subscription, you remove the risk entirely. Your soft, sustainable rolls arrive at the door like clockwork, and harmony reigns in the bathroom.
3. It’s surprisingly chic
Neutral shades are a fashion staple for a reason. In fact, the warm brown shade “mocha mousse” has been awarded Panetone colour of the year for 2025, further proof that the best things really do come in beige packages.
Naked Sprout toilet paper is unbleached, with no harsh chemicals, no extra wrapping, and no PFAS. Our soft, strong rolls come in the natural, neutral tones of their raw materials. They’re understated, luxurious, and they never go out of style. Just like your other half.
(see, we’ve written the card for you as well)
4. It’s environmentally friendly
Nobody needs another teddy bear holding a heart. Plastic-stuffed toys, plastic wrapped flowers flown in from overseas, and boxes of chocolates with plastic trays all come with a cost to the planet.
Telling your partner how you feel about them should be the most natural thing in the world, so why express it with something wasteful?
A subscription to Naked Sprout is down to earth and sustainable. Our rolls of unbleached recycled or bamboo toilet paper come in plastic-free packaging, with a manufacturing process powered by renewable energy. This is a gift that shows you care for your partner, and the world they live in too.
5. It’s a great story
Imagine the look on their face when they receive their box. Confusion. Amusement. And then, appreciation. Because you’ve got them a Valentine’s Day gift that stands out. When friends and family ask what you got them, they’ll have an answer that’s guaranteed to spark a conversation.
Trust us, their unbleached toilet paper may be brown, but their friends are going to be green with envy.
The flush of true love
We started this blog post with our tongues ever-so-slightly in cheek, but now we’ve gone and convinced ourselves; a toilet paper subscription with Naked Sprout might not be the most conventional Valentine’s Day gift, but it’s certainly one of the most memorable.
If nothing else, it’s a practical way to show love for that special someone and the planet you share. Forget petals in the bath, the real romantic bathroom gesture is the full roll that never runs out.
Ready to roll some sustainable romance into your life?
